fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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