Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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