This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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