Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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