You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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