I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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