Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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