Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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