You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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