saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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