I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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