But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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