we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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