I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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