"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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