my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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