i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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