I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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