I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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