big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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