I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
There's always time for handjobs
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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