there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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