OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
