Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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