every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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