ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Randomize
