hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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