whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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