Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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