Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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