that's an acceptable place to lick
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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