i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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