the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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