Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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