Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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