found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
