It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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