There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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