just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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