they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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