apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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