Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
