we have officially lost it.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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