This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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