So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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