why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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