I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My dad is sitting where you rode me
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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