his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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