Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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