i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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