Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I think I have vodka in my lungs
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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