on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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