i just google imaged poop.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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