Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I need to sanitize my soul.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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