maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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