let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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